Games
PONG

If you were horrible at this game as a kid, just think of how horrible you'll be now! Addictive, Addictive, Addictive!

PAC-MAN

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Frogger
Your assignment, should you choose to accept. . .  Get the frog across the busy highway without turning him into roadkill. . . . Over . . .
Duck Hunt
Admit it. . . you know you love it when the dog giggles!
Asteroids
MANKIND IS DEPENDING ON YOU!